why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.
k thanks can you go raise your family
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
So I heard it’s Earth Day
Charlie, sit down.
Don’t tell me to sit down dude!
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
"What’s your favorite thing about her?"
"What’s a time that she really impressed you with her intelligence?"
"Every single day. She’s the CFO of my company."
Ed Sheeran’s been busy bottling “All of the Stars” for his new song on the #TFIOS soundtrack and we’re okay with it. Okay? #TFIOSmusic
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So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”
IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED