okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family



thoughtslostandfound:

Basically



unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down



jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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Charlie, sit down.
Don’t tell me to sit down dude!


sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 



donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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wholove:

redbeautyqueens:

#best plot twist in modern film history

#lol ok Regina you keep writing in your little book whatever Cady got you goo-OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST PUT HER OWN—WHAT?—WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?!!



humansofnewyork:

"What’s your favorite thing about her?""Her intelligence.""What’s a time that she really impressed you with her intelligence?""Every single day. She’s the CFO of my company."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your favorite thing about her?"
"Her intelligence."
"What’s a time that she really impressed you with her intelligence?"
"Every single day. She’s the CFO of my company."

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faultinourstarsmovie:

Ed Sheeran’s been busy bottling “All of the Stars” for his new song on the #TFIOS soundtrack and we’re okay with it. Okay? #TFIOSmusic

faultinourstarsmovie:

Ed Sheeran’s been busy bottling “All of the Stars” for his new song on the #TFIOS soundtrack and we’re okay with it. Okay? #TFIOSmusic

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faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 



Anonymous asked: how do you feel about all the 5sos groupies?

5sosmichael:





poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED